sa isang nakakaantok at boring na 2pm class (1st day pa lang eto take note):
prof: obligation comes from the root word ligare, meaning to tie...that's why it's called ligation. you don't actually cut but you tie the fallopian tube. (faces a student na 1 hour nang nakatayo) mr. arandia, what's the male counterpart of ligation?
mr. arandia: castration!
hay sa wakas nagising kami. (sa mga hindi gets, vasectomy po)
pero may pagka-sexist pala tong prof na to.
prof: you know what happens to those who purposely go through castration? gossipping becomes their favorite hobby.
go figure.
sabi nga ng classmate ko: ano ba, kapanahonan pa nya si tolentino (na siyang nagsulat ng commentaries on civil code, etc...--buhay pa kaya to?)
at ang prof na rin ang may sabi: you are my valedictory class.
dapat ba akong matuwa?
..........
sandamakmak na naman na readings...na hindi na naman mababasa.
DRIVEN. ambitious. determined. strong-willed.
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